Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.