I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...