Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...