Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...