Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...