A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Christmas tree better
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Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...