yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A very insulting parrot
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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...