They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...