Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
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What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...