cross a spider and an elephant
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A cat’s dictionary
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...