A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...