The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...