sperm
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...