Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...