An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...