Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...