Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.