Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...