An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....