What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...