Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...