My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...