Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...