Italian Night Before Christmas
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Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
worm’s favorite band
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Do you go to church?
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Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...