Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...