Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...