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An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
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Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
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Give chocolate pudding
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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...