Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...