Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg