The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...