Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...