Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...