Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...