Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...