Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...