Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...