A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...