Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...