The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...