A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...