If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...