The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...