Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...