An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”