Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...