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Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
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One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...