Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...