Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...