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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...