Some yogurt visits a local bar
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Log negative one zero
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Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
The scum of the earth!
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Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Three old ladies
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