Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...